SAY HELLO TO THE DILDO SELFIE STICK!

Say Hello To The Dildo Selfie Stick!
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SAY HELLO TO THE DILDO SELFIE STICK!



Written by Jack Blocker
06 Tuesday 06th October 2015

Eddie Murphy has an old stand up bit about sex faces that I'll always remember. He says that even though we like to think our facial expressions mid-coitus reflect the intense throes of mutual ecstasy we're administering, we actually just look totally shocked that we're even having sex.

This is very true. So why someone has decided to put a selfie stick on the end of a dildo is beyond me. I'm really at a loss for words. Here's the spokeswoman extending the stick prior to 'pleasure time':

And here she is capturing her O-face. Maybe she'll send it to her mother:

Joke or not, the video is a thrilling watch. The woman has the presence of a seasoned drill sargeant. But then you would if you're used to shoving a telescopic camera stick into your vagina.

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