Word is going round about a girl on Tinder called Ava.
At first glance, Ava looks like a wifeable young lady. Your Austin flame who you can split a $15 carne asada with at an organic food truck. I mean, check out her interaction with this randomer called Brock:
Sadly, Ava is actually a character from Ex Machina, a film premiering at the festival. Once you check her IG, the ploy is revealed, and you're treated to a trailer for the new sci-fi - where she plays some sort of robo-prostitute.
I know TInder isn't exactly the most emotionally involved form of courting, but this does seem like a particularly shitty thing to do. No one is going to see your film if its subliminal marketing stops them from getting laid.
Advertising as cock-block. What a horrible thing.
Skip the Tindering and head to Ava's IG.