SHAQUILLE O'NEAL SUPPORTS FLAT EARTH THEORY

Shaquille O'Neal Supports Flat Earth Theory
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SHAQUILLE O'NEAL SUPPORTS FLAT EARTH THEORY



Written by Dont Panic
20 Monday 20th March 2017

 

Former basketball player, musician and actor Shaquille O'Neal has come out as a Flat Earth theory believer during a recent podcast. O'Neal cited a drive he'd taken from Florida to California and found the ground to be flat the entire way. The former LA Lakers player joins celebrities such as B.o.B (who had a drawn out public conversation about the issue with Neil deGrasse Tyson) and Tila Tequila in doubting hundreds of years of established fact.

But I for one welcome the Flat Earth cause. With Brexit and Trump, it's clear that society is regressing, so why not go the whole hog? Sacrifice a lamb when your crop harvest fails, blame illnesses on 'humours' and dance around the maypole; let's make the shape of the globe as disputed as climate change, evolution and vaccines! Britain has had enough of experts, see you at the witch trials...

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