One of the more objectionable aspects of bullfighting lies in the name. A fight suggests a degree of parity in a contest, whereby both competitors have a chance to win. As such, bullfighting isn't really a fight at all. It's theatre in three acts in which the bull always meets a bloody end. Unless that bull is taking on Saul Jimenez Fortes, who is almost certainly the shittiest bullfighter in bullfighting!
At a recent fight in Vitigudino, Salamanca, Fortes was gored through the face for the second time this year. The second! In bullfighting terms, that's got to be the equivalent of missing three penalty kicks in the same football match.
The Emile Heskey of the plaza de toros was first gored back in May. Chuckle along to the video below:
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