25 Tuesday 25th November 2014
Ask any woman, and she's sure to tell you there's nothing more romantic than receiving a cartoon erection via text. Likewise, what respecting gentlemen doesn't achieve tumescence after viewing a lime-green vagina on their phone? Not one, that's what.
With these scientific facts in mind, a new service called Flirtmoji is now offering animated incarnations of our most erotic body-parts and fetishes, and it's going to change the way you telephonically harass the opposite sex forever. Check out this bunch:
After winging a few of these in the direction of your crush, you'll be sliding in those DMs like...
Sign up to Flirtmoji here, and sext away.
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