I hope you're sitting down, Don't Panic readers, because the information I'm about to impart is so tragic, so devastating, so irrevocably heartbreaking, that to read it might cause you to literally keel over and die.
Steve-O and Stacey Solomon have broken up.
When we first broke the news of the happy couple, we were all touched in ways many of us have never been touched before. In fact, it was one of our most read posts of the year. Seriously. The thought of a man - best known for stapling his butt-cheeks together and vomiting - courting the nation's favourite foghorn restored our faith in romance. For the next few months, we were smitten.
Not in the sense that we followed their every move, but in a more subtle way. What I'm trying to say is that when OK! Magazine reported their separation this morning I suddenly remembered that this was a thing, and it would be worth relaying to you folks in the scant hope that the momentum from the last Steve-O/Stacey post would somehow carry over, taking us to website traffic paydirt. This is a numbers game, people.
Stacey says the break up was due to the struggles of a long distance relationship. Apropos of nothing, here's Steve-O pretending to urinate on people at the beach:
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