25 Wednesday 25th June 2014
The past few months have shown that some straight white boys just don't know how to communicate with women. It's hard to put your finger on the reason for this new generation of feckless dickheads, but most blame a combination of charmlessness, a sense of entitlement, and easy access to Tinder.
The Straight White Boys Texting tumblr has started screengrabbing these white males' best attempts at courtship - and they're pretty horrendous.
After scanning through most of them, I can safely say the awful sexting and desperate requests for noodz would make even Richard Keys want to blog for Jezebel.
(Obviously the blog isn't limited to white men. However, a preference for Abercrombie and tanning means they account for most of the douchery.)
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