08 Friday 08th August 2014
Terry Richardson?! What a scumbag! Does anyone else spew bile into their tea when his oppressive spectacles pop up on the computer screen? I know I do. And it's not normal bile, it's bile that tastes like the patriarchy - a bit like a can of Guinness that's been left in a tent overnight.
Just thinking about how many bodies have been molested by those evil hands - evil hands which have ironically made him a millionaire because they push the button on his camera - makes me want to shout very loudly in a communal square.
If I were him, I'd repent for his crimes by either chopping off his hands or by giving all his money to Laura Bates or Lily Allen. Now he's gone ahead and sexually assualted Martha Stewart. Look, here she is in his glasses, a look known as 'Terry's Mark of Cain'. More like 'Mark of sexual assault Cain' IMHO.
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