Praise be to the internet then, who can provide us with the costly commercials anyway. Here are some of the best to be pre-released before the big game.
Everyone likes boobs and hamburgers, so that's why Carls Jr have featured them in every ad they've ever made. The burgers always bounce at the end too, which amuses me for some reason.
Do I need to tell you? It's Terry Crews being hench and shouting. Flawless marketing.
Skittles have really pushed the boat out by making their ad relevant to the game in question. It features Marshawn Lynch, who's known for munching the candy between plays.
Sports and hamfisted innuendo. That's what America does well *sheds tear*
No one likes organised fun and 'EDM' more than Americans, so Bud Light have really tapped into the nation's psyche with this one. Rather than letting the guy drink his beer in peace, they abduct him and drop him into a lifesize version of PacMan, while a DJ spins some Euro-trash in the background.
Newcastle Brown Ale
In case you hadn't heard, Yanks love Newcastle Brown. God knows why. Either way, we all love Aubrey Plaza, and she brings her sardonic charm to this one.
Here's Kim K being rather self-aware - and laughing all the way to the bank, to boot. <3 u Kim!!!
Subtle, reserved, understated. This ad is like the Banquet Beer itself. No wait, that's Coors.