THE BROKEN DREAMS OF MIDDLE AGED HARRY POTTER

The Broken Dreams Of Middle Aged Harry Potter
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THE BROKEN DREAMS OF MIDDLE AGED HARRY POTTER



Written by Jack Blocker
23 Wednesday 23rd July 2014

Prior to the release of the final Harry Potter book, I remember hearing rumours from school chums that it would contain loads of illicit sex. This was a huge deal to a 13 year-old, so I feverishly burned through the final instalment faster than any other novel in my life. There was no sex.

Grown up Harry Potter was a let-down, occupying a shitty couple of pages at the end of the book's last chapter. But I feel happier now that these Middle-Aged Potter mock-ups have emerged. They really fuel the sense of melancholy that's plagued my life ever since JK's capacity to write about wizard sex proved non-existent.

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