11 Wednesday 11th November 2015
Thanks to deal site Groupon, you can now look like a man who puts on a Deep House night in a suburban Oceana - without even having to grow your hair out! Here's the fairly amusing product description:
"This attachable—and, equally important, detachable—man bun lets you blend in with your surroundings, putting it on when you smell fair-trade coffee or hear a banjo, and taking it off when someone utters the word bro.
How To Wear It
- Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table.
- Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire.
- Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead."
Better yet, it comes in a variety of colours, so no need to Photoshop your hair like this guy:
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