THE DUSTPAN AND BRUSH GAME JUST CHANGED

The Dustpan And Brush Game Just Changed
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THE DUSTPAN AND BRUSH GAME JUST CHANGED



Written by Don't Panic
16 Wednesday 16th July 2014

Right now I'm kicking myself at having missed this opportunity. I keep thinking of all the time I've wasted. Those late nights with my friends, every pint I drank, every joke I told, the time I kissed that girl I really fancied, all the sunsets that crested the horizon telling us to go home, bleary-eyed and gorgeous after another lost night of our lives.

I could've done all of that shit anyway. I just needed to spend five minutes beforehand sketching a dustpan with a hole in the end and then become a millionaire. Mind you, larger bits of debris wouldn't fit throught the funnell.

Buy this wonderful bastard here.

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