10 Monday 10th November 2014
You guys know I'm a slut for hot, sticky viral videos - especially when they involve an injurious fail. But I didn't decide to share this clip because its star, a young man named Jack, received a hot load of luminous glow-poison to the kisser. No, I shared it because it represents a familial struggle common to us all: A son who just wants to impress his dad, clashing with a father who just wants to make his boy a man.
Neglecting his father's advice, Jack decides to put a glow stick in the Microwave. It explodes, covering him in a noxious neon gloop. Will Jack ever see again? Who knows. One thing's for sure though, his awesome shirt will never be the same, and his dad may never forgive him.
Also, their home phone's ring is a Muzak version of Can't Hold Us by Macklemore. Who are these people?!
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