If you shit in a police car you'd probably be sectioned, but then if life has taught me anything it's that pigs are sometimes afforded privileges we humans aren't.
The incident occured in Shelby Michigan, and the local police dept has used this as an opportunity to really engage with the community:
Haha, great banter!
Anyways, here's a video they uploaded, and at the bottom of the page you'll see all the shit what got smeared all over the cruiser:
If you have been following our piggy story, you will get a kick out of this. Officer Treworgy just sent me this "post arrest" video of the "perp". You can hear Tree say something like " yup, that's in my police car"..... Almost like he's trying to convince himself that there is actually a pig in the back of his patrol car. Lol!
Posted by Shelby Township Police Department on Friday, May 29, 2015
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