THE TEST FOR BRITISH RESIDENCY IN GERMANY HAS BEEN REVEALED!

The Test For British Residency In Germany Has Been Revealed!
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THE TEST FOR BRITISH RESIDENCY IN GERMANY HAS BEEN REVEALED!



Written by Dont Panic
04 Monday 04th July 2016

With the controversial referendum result on the UK's status in the EU, plans have been mooted in Germany to give Brits joint citizenship. It would secure the right of free movement and a sense of European identity that Britain (or perhaps just England and Wales) would cast off in forthcoming times. But what would a person need to secure citizenship in Germany, to live in somewhere mad cool like Berlin? Well we've bribed the right flunkies, pored over the documents and here's the test...

*How many failed start-ups have you launched?

*Did you write a ‘why I’m leaving (X overpriced city)’ blog before you arrived?

*How far into your 30s will you refer to yourself as a student?

*How far into your 40s will you refer to yourself as freelance?

*How many times have you been let into Berghain?

*Do you actually think the graffiti looks a bit dingy?

*How many times have you repeated ‘it’s poor but sexy’ shivering in your ex-Soviet flat?

*Do you really just want to be in LA but aren't good looking enough?

*Do you really just want to be in New York but aren’t talented enough?

*Do you really care it’s a vinyl-only night?

*Did you conquer the language barrier just to make buying drugs easier?

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