THERE'S A NAKED REAL ALE FESTIVAL IN LONDON

There's A Naked Real Ale Festival In London
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THERE'S A NAKED REAL ALE FESTIVAL IN LONDON



Written by Jack Blocker
10 Wednesday 10th June 2015

Typical real ale fan!

In fact, my quiet appreciation of these events once inspired me to set up a Google alert for 'real ale' in 'south London.' When you're used to spending £4+ on a pint of lager after queuing at a noisey bar for 10 minutes, the steady calm of middle-aged men noting the 'hoppy finish' of a drink called 'Badger's Dilemma' can really soothe the soul.

I received an alert today for the first time in a while. When I clicked through to the event, I spat out my tea like a CAMRA member caught sipping Fosters:

That's right. There's going to be a naked/nude/naturist real ale festival in 50 acres of woodland near Orpington. The usual real ale festival attire of Deep Purple t-shirts, leather waistcoats and cargo shorts full of small change will be replaced by birthday suits, and lord knows that's not something I want to see. And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't want to hear any Jazz while I drank cider in the nude.

If you're of a different persuasion, then head down to the festival on 25 June.

You can find more information on the website.

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