THIS COCK-RING PEDOMETER GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE TERM SEXERCISE

This Cock-Ring Pedometer Gives New Meaning To The Term Sexercise
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THIS COCK-RING PEDOMETER GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE TERM SEXERCISE



Written by Jack Blocker
08 Friday 08th August 2014

How come we can't fuck each other normally anymore? Call me old fashioned, but when I have sex I like to put my penis in a vagina and go in out in out. Sadly, this just doesn't seem to be enough for some sections of society. Nowadays people want to fuck their iPads, insert GoPro cameras into their vaginas and rub Cannabis lube onto their labias.

As shocked as I am to say it, I think I've found a new sex thing that actually tops all of these, thanks in part to its ability to turn sex into something that doesn't really resemble sex at all. The SexFit is a cock-ring. However, this particular cock-ring has a accelerometer in it, meaning it counts your thrusts per minute during intercourse, measures the calories burnt in the bedroom and uploads the data to an app on your phone. A fucking app on your phone.

The celibates who made this should kill themselves if this is how they approach life. If you want some exercise go on a run.

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