02 Tuesday 02nd December 2014
Twitter's crucible of anti-bantz is currently having a field day at the expense of Tony Blair. The former Prime Minister has just released his official Christmas card (although the Metro and Telegraph are claiming it's official, meaning it was probably mocked up by a prisoner of war in a basement near an uninhabited DMZ) and it is totally awks!
I actually really like it. Behold this double-hard cunt. He looks like he's about to glass you inside a flat-roof pub because you knocked his pint. He seems like someone who'd offer you a Sky + package for a fiver, then break your legs and finish off your face with the milimetre tread when you politely declined. He'd nut a copper just because his instinct told him to. Just like Tony Blair killed all those Iraqis because God told him too.
Despite this, most of Twitter's G-rated Mock the Week disciples reckon he looks like some scene in Friends what I've never seen:
If pressed, I'd say he looks more like Gary Busey with a fake spider on his face:
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