ULTRA BRO NAMES HIS SON CREED AFTER CHRISTIAN ROCK GODS

Ultra Bro Names His Son Creed After Christian Rock Gods
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ULTRA BRO NAMES HIS SON CREED AFTER CHRISTIAN ROCK GODS



Written by Jack Blocker
29 Friday 29th August 2014

Being the arbitrary contrarian that I am, I often wonder if I should get into Christian rock. Agnostics collect religious iconography all the time, but jamming out to POD when you're a non-believer is big no-no. What gives? 

After learning that a Bro 2.0 from Minnesota named his son after legendary TRANSCENDENTCORE rockers Creed, I've decided I'm going to plunge into the holy waters of religious rock and begin a trend akin to collecting crucifix tattoos and candles with the Virgin Mary on them.

At worst, I'll get on my man Jason's level, who's a self-described corporate leader who donates to charities for soldiers. At best, everyone will follow my lead and start bumping Can You Take Me Higher at house parties. Because I'm a fucking tastemaker, and you'll do what I say.

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