A gainfully employed gentleman in Spokane, Washington, lost his job because he loves legal greenery. Mike Boyer wanted to roast a few bowls of that legal Sativa before the rest of the nug-lovers in Spokane, so he queued for 19 hours to be the first to buy legal pot.
It was a wise move on Mike's part, because a total of two other bros showed up. Sadly for Boyer, that chee tie-dye seven dwarves shirt drew the attention of his boss at the security firm, who full-on harshed Mike's mellow by firing him after spotting him in the queue
Although the news report doesn't suggest it, he may have fired Mike for missing three shifts in favour of chilling on the curb at a strip mall with two guys who seem to be sporting second-hand bedding. But that's none of my business.
Ever the productive stoner, Mike uploaded his CV to Craigslist:
Thanks to Drugs.Gawker for the tip. That's right, Gawker has a drugs site now.