VLADIMIR PUTIN UNVEILS 'STRAIGHT PRIDE' FLAG

Vladimir Putin Unveils 'Straight Pride' Flag
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VLADIMIR PUTIN UNVEILS 'STRAIGHT PRIDE' FLAG



Written by Jack Blocker
10 Friday 10th July 2015

Famous straight person Vladimir Putin has a message for the gays out there: Straights have pride too, and they're not afraid to show it off by getting shirtless with their bros and riding horses. Also Putin has just unveiled this flag:

The straight flag reinforces Putin's 2013 law which bans the promotion of 'non-traditional values' in Russia. 

Andrei Lisovenko, deputy head of the United Russia branch in Moscow and goverment shill, told the Izvestia newspaper, "This is our response to same-sex marriage, to this mockery of the concept of the family. We have to warn against gay-fever at home and support traditional values in our country."

"We are speaking of the traditional family. We mean the average standard Russian family that is ours: mother, father and three children."

Sounds fun Andrei! Anyways, the hashtag means #realfamily.

Most reports claim the flag is Putin's response to the US Supreme Court's recent legalisation of gay marriage. While this is probably true, please remember that he also a shithead bigot 24/7, 365.

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