WATCH ANNE ROBINSON WATCH PORN

Watch Anne Robinson Watch Porn
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WATCH ANNE ROBINSON WATCH PORN



Written by Jack Blocker
16 Thursday 16th April 2015

The Guardian recently got former Weakest Link host Anne Robinson to watch some pornography, the only genre where the women have had more work done than her. I'm not really sure why, but I think it was to further enforce the generational differences between youngsters growing up in an image-driven, online environment, and older people who came of age in an image-driven, analog environment where hearts were pure and tongue-kissing was a sin.

Anne claims to have never watched porn. Not as in she hasn't watched any in the last hour, but as in never ever in her life! Will she recoil in horror? Or will she submit to a three-faps a day routine now that she knows smut is as accessible as tap-water and ASBOs? Find out for yourself:

The video is hosted by a 20-year-old 'young feminist' called Grace Campbell. Even though she looks like she's running for Comms Officer in the Student Union elections and she dresses like Blossom Russo, she makes some good points. Porn is setting unrealistic expectations about sex, especially for teenage boys, and this is putting undue pressure on young women to do things they may not otherwise want to.

Grace and her peers our now expected to be pruned to the last hair and up for a choking during sex, because their spotty boyfriend punctuates biftas and booze with regular self-pollution on PornHub. Jokes aside, she is absolutely right, and there may be few things more unhelpful in preparing you for sex - or more importantly, good sex - than porn.

At the experiment's end, Anne is just as underwhelmed as most first-timers would be. After all, porn is pretty naff isn't it? Most use it as a means to an end, which clouds the terrible acting, faked orgasms and steroidal men who are somehow pumping more Viagra than dianabol in their bodies. She is, however, disgusted by the prominent use of 18-year-old girls.

Come on Anne. Those 'teens' are probably older than you, although they may have had one less facelift.

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