09 Tuesday 09th December 2014
About a month ago, the Discovery Channel announced what would happen in a new programme called Eaten Alive. As you probably guessed, the show would feature someone or something being eaten by a big predator of some sort. Turns out, that predator was a fuck off big snake, and that someone was a douche in homemade body armour with a Go-Pro attached to his dome.
The show aired the other night. Surprise, surprise, the guy being eaten totally pussied out, even though he'd only just got the tip in. He called it quits when he felt like his arm was breaking. I've no idea why they didn't anticipate this and take measures to prevent it, seeing as the python in question could probably constrict a car into shoebox. But then I guess details don't matter when all you really want to do is tickle people's blood lust.
Even so, it's like going into a knife fight and not expecting to get cut. Watch the monument to man's arrogance below:
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