Well, if you multiply that feeling by a significant amount you will begin to understand the nation's fascination with arguably the most grotesque horror film ever made: The Human Centipede.
If you were under the pretence that the public could only stomach one helping of butt-eating horror then you were wrong. The third, final and most revolting film in the sequence is released on multiple platforms this July and promises to be more gut wrenching than the last. The story sees a prison warden attempt to gain the respect and control of his inmates by experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment. Eventually, the deranged warden (Dieter Laser), driven insane in the sizzling heat, creates the longest centipede to date. A 500 man chain of ass-to-mouth prisoners. Yum.
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