WE SUCK AT SUN

We Suck At Sun
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WE SUCK AT SUN



Written by Aisha Nozari
12 Friday 12th July 2013

Britain is pretty rubbish at summer. Not only do we get about three hours of sunshine the entire season, when the skies do eventually shit a ray, we all take to the streets naked. It’s a pretty gross affair and quite frankly I am sick of having to stare at a load of hairy moobs on my lunch break. Over the recent sun spell people have documented their UV mishaps and apparently sun and tank tops are a big no no.

However our dire relationship with sun cream needs to change.  I mean it’s like we literally fucking despise the stuff. I’m no sun scrooge and am the first person to whip my legs out if there’s an inkling of shine, but I always manage to avoid that lashing lobster skin tone because I WEAR SUNCREAM! Sure it makes your hands a little sticky but I hear cancer’s totally worse. Nine million Brits get sunburn every single time they go abroad and 2.7 million working days have been lost last year due to sun burn. Cream yourself up and maybe next year we won’t have to look at photos like this:

 

 

 

 

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