WELL I BE DAMNED!

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WELL I BE DAMNED!



Written by Johny Chhetri
06 Friday 06th August 2010

 

Death comes naturally for the most part. But when your death is prematurely splashed around in the tabloids and all over the World Wide Web, I imagine it must be pretty annoying.

Someone recently reported that Bill Cosby had died, but the man himself is still alive and kicking (as this website simply proves), and was reported to be somewhat pissed off about someone posting info about his faux death!
 
But this isn’t the first celebrity death rumour (has a ring to it doesn’t it) there have been penty of CDRs in the past, and yes we are going to present you with a list of false CDRs!
 
William Hung
 
 
Who doesn’t remember the loveable American Idol anti-hero William Hung (check the video). He was said to have overdosed on heroin, leaving a poetic suicide note that read: “I have no reason of living… my art which is my importance to the best everybody laugh to… I make end here… goodbye world of cruel.” If only he ended it with “I already gave my best and I have no regrets at all.
 
Jeff Goldblum
 

The actor of Jurassic proportions was reported to have fallen to his death whilst filming on the same day that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died, so maybe this was a PR stunt that fell flat on its arse or a massively brilliant cock-up by New Zealand police!
 
Will Ferrell
 
 
An obituary uploaded to the wire service iNewswire in March 2006 claimed that the comedian had died in a paragliding accident “after a freak wind gush basically blew Ferrell and his companion towards a wooded area where they lost control before crashing into dense foliage.” But that rumour has since gone with the wind.
 
Andi Peters
 
 
Apparently, “The Live & Kicking and Playdays icon who had been suffering from Depression and Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder due to his busy workload was found dead late last night. According to friends he had held a “Jacuzzi Party” on the night of his death and was in high spirits which has now sparked a Toxicology report on his body by Kensington Police.
 
Mr Peters was due to be married to his longterm Partner and Dutch underwear Model Ray Van De Woolfe. He was last seen on our screens taking part in BBC’s Celebrity Masterchef.
 
“Are we dealing with manslaughter? Are we dealing with an accidental death? Based on these tests, we will have an idea what we are dealing with” An ITN reporter quoted Kensington Police Constable Marcus Bratton as saying of the Toxicology reports.
 
Peter’s co-host on Live & Kicking Emma Forbes has said that she regards her Friends death as mysterious. His partner Ray has said he also suspects foul play.” according to one SRFC Ultras forum post by Graham on August 14 2009. There have also been Facebook groups regarding his death such as RIP Andi Peters and Andi Peters died of Bad Aids, so don't say Petersmania is dead y'all!

 

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