12 Monday 12th January 2015
As it turns out, Birmingham is totally Muslim and a no-go area for non-Muslims, and there are even parts of London where a Muslim secret police force batters folks who aren't wearing Muslim attire. Well that's it. I'm putting my foot through my laptop's screen and sending David Cameron the bill. This country is well and truly broken. More broken than my laptop.
tfw when your Fox News colleague tells you about the Muslims:
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