WHO IS THE MAN WITH THE PLASTIC VAGINA / ANUS SEX TOY ON THE TUBE?

Who Is The Man With The Plastic Vagina / Anus Sex Toy On The Tube?
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WHO IS THE MAN WITH THE PLASTIC VAGINA / ANUS SEX TOY ON THE TUBE?



Written by Jack Blocker
19 Monday 19th October 2015

The below photo is currently making the rounds on all of the internet's usual platforms. It features a man inadvertently exposing a recently purchased sex toy while riding the London Underground. The name of the sex toy is DOGGY STYLE PET PUSSY & ASS.

At a glance, the image looks perfectly real. Like me, you're probably asking yourself one question: Who is this unfortunate person? This latex lover; this Fleshlight-rail rider; this sexual-synecdoche subway soldier? And how did he come to expose what is, without a doubt, his most shameful personal acquisition, on a mass-transit system used by millions of people on a daily basis?

If it's you, please email editor@dontpaniconline.com. You'll be treated with the utmost discretion.

And if this turns out to be a still from some deplorable YouTube prank, well let me say this. I'll be extremely bummed.

Don't Panic attempt to credit photographers and content owners wherever possible, however due to the sheer size and nature of the internet this is sometimes impractical or impossible. If you see any images on our site which you believe belong to yourself or another and we have incorrectly used it please let us know at panic@dontpaniconline.com and we will respond asap.



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