3 PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE KIM JONG-UN'S BEST FRIENDS

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3 PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE KIM JONG-UN'S BEST FRIENDS



Written by Dont Panic
26 Wednesday 26th April 2017

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Latter Day Marlon Brando

Kim Jong-il was known for his love of cinema, with a personal collection of 20,000 features and even wrote a book about it, and loved silver screen stars like Marlon Brando. Brando would make a great friend to Kim Jong-il; he boasts military acumen on Asian battlefields, wise leadership in challenging conditions and enjoys his food as much as the nearly 300-pound Jong-un (who's apprently too fat for his own ankles to bear). While Patsy may be a fictional character, making it hard to be the dictator's pal, Brando has his own challenge- namely in being dead since July 2004. However, there's still a way, communists are all about preserving bodies after all! (Ed's note: Brando was cremated but nothing will get in the way of a tenuous referential gag)  

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