Up there is Caylan Clossick, wanted by GMP Wigan East for an apparent theft act offence. It didn't take long for his mugshot, posted to Facebook, to attract some pure, unadulterated, cracking, cheeky, lip-smacking banter. Here's a whole host of aforementioned quality laffs.
'If anyone finds him remember, there are three rules: (1) no bright light, (2) don't get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs.'
'They can't get near him. He hears them coming a mile away.'
'I'm just ear for the comments.'
'It's okay, he's not on the run. Master gave him a sock.'
'How many pencils could you fit behind one of them?'
'With the wind we've been having recently this lad could be anywhere.'
'Do you reckon he gets sky on there?'
'The lot of use are disgusting, bullying another human being because of their looks? Ought to be ashamed of your self's, not one of you are perfect, can't judge someone on their appearance, you don't know what's he's been through or what he's capable of or anything, the lot of use where obviously dragged up, you disrespectful creatures. Wow, just because he has over larges ears and put on a wanted site doesn't make him a bad person any less of a human... Think some of you want to look in mirror, I'd rather sit at a dinner table with h then some of you people on here, rather be ugly then have a dull personality .... Horrible people!'
'Ffs get a grip man. What ever happened to being able to have a bit of banter without some absolute moron jumping on it and screaming "bully". U and people like u are the reason there's so much tension in the country right now. Lighten up ffs.'
'What Have We Ear !!'
We will update as the situation develops.