WOMAN WHO DARED FUCK NFL PLAYER BARRED FROM BOSTON CLUBS

Woman Who Dared Fuck NFL Player Barred From Boston Clubs
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WOMAN WHO DARED FUCK NFL PLAYER BARRED FROM BOSTON CLUBS



Written by Jack Blocker
06 Friday 06th February 2015

You may think I'm only referring to bros, but you'd be wrong. Sexually active females also enjoy engaging in casual sexual encounters with other boys and girls, and a lot of them also enjoy telling others about their exploits. One of these females is Sabrina Dudish, who after the Super Bowl managed to bed Super Bowl winner Julian Edelman, wide receiver for the New England Patriots.

If I fucked Julian Edelman, I would probably raise it during a toast at a family wedding, film it, then upload the footage to YouTube. Sabrina was a bit more restrained, opting to use this as her Tinder pic instead. Instant right-swipe.

There's a school of thought that says single women should lock themselves in a cupboard at home until a husband shows up to take her away and lock her in a cupboard at his house. Sabrina doesn't seem to subscribe to this, preferring instead to have consensual sex with other single men.

Unfortunately for Sabrina, one of Boston's 'biggest club promoters', Michael Winter, didn't like her encounter with the local team's star player, and subsequently released this statement via TMZ Sports:

"YOU ARE BLACK LISTED '86'd' so stay in Metro West. Putting Edelman on Blast during celebration.... Btw you're a 5 if that and he was blackout. I'm sure I speak on behalf of many Boston Industry ppl to not show your face in this city."

There's nothing like openly threatening a single woman for sleeping with a man - got a real Sharia Law vibe to it. And as many people have pointed out already, it's always a wise decision for a club promoter to ban women who engage in 'casual encounters' from your business. Enjoy your sausage-fest Michael.

Detractors argue that no one should be exposed in the way Edelman was. Seeing as he's remained quiet on this, I doubt he really cares.

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