It's the age old question. What does the woman who sees your penis the most, really think of your penis? She's managed to put up with that thing going in various parts of her body for this long, so she's probably pretty cool with it, right? RIGHT!?!?
YouTube jokers Distractify recently got a few women to describe their partner's penis to a political sketch artist. Will the women communicate the veiny monster that their man pictures in his head, or will they detail the deflated sack of flesh that's ruined their life for the past three years. Find out below.
Also, big shout out to the girl who doesn't know whether or not her partner is circumsised.
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