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WTF IS SPORTHOCKER AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?

WTF Is Sporthocker And Why Does It Exist?
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WTF IS SPORTHOCKER AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?



Written by Jack Blocker
14 Friday 14th August 2015

In the pantheon of extremely lame extreme activities, Sporthocker sits somewhere between Razr scooters and slack-lining. Actually scratch that, it's definitely the lamest of the lot. Best described as Extreme Sitting, it sees a collection of fedora-wearing Germans running around die hauptplatz mit something resembling a stool in a creche.

After a few watches, I've deduced that this is, quite incredibly, not a joke. I really can't see any benefit to taking up this 'sport'. That is unless you have a well paid job, an attractive girlfriend, loads of mates, and you want to lose them all in one fell swoop.

I also realise this video is five years old. However I think it's a testament to your character if you come across something like this so late.

h/t Jenkem

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