Gene Simmons is an Asshole


19 Tuesday 19th October 2010

The man who once claimed to have bedded around 4,600 women Gene Simmons has been the target of online hackers. Anonymous members of the forum 4chan were the attackers of two of his official sites, effectively taking them both offline. They disagreed with his pledge against people who download music illegally. At a convention in Franceh the womanizing rocker had said, “Be litigious. Sue everybody. Take their homes, their cars. Don’t let anybody cross that line.”

This profound insight makes the man sound like a bit of a twat to say the least. Some people did not take too kindly to his words and within 24 hours his sites were offline.
The idiotic and ignorant bassist from The Kiss has for some reason entered a feud between anti piracy crusaders and 4chan, he claimed that ‘the music industry didn’t have the balls to sue every fresh faced collage kid who downloaded material’, so it's pleasing to hear that these fresh faced culprits have knocked his ego down a peg or too by boycotting his websites.
Of course Simmons, known as ‘the Demon’ in his heavy-rocker-wearing-clown-face-paint-to-cover-his-ugly-as-sin-mug-days, had a crack at threatening the hackers:
Our legal team and the FBI have been on the case and we have found a few, shall we say "adventurous" young people, who feel they are above the law. And, as stated in my MIPCOM speech, we will sue their pants off. First, they will be punished. Second, they might find their little butts in jail, right next to someone who's been there for years and is looking for a new girlfriend. We will soon be printing their names and pictures. We will find you. You cannot hide. Stay tuned
Your going to post their pictures Gene, really? It isn’t the kind of site where they all have profile pictures and tag pictures of each other. And as for ‘you cannot hide’? I’m sure there all trembling in their boots thinking OMG a scary clown faced middle-aged womanizing guitarist is going to come and get us. NOT. Gene get over yourself, you're so not scary. And as for staying tuned, as much as we’d like too, unfortunately for you, your sites are still down. Shame.

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  • Guest: splodge
    Fri 22 - Oct - 2010, 11:43
    Does this mean you don't like the dude?